Charlie's Page

Hi Kids I’m Charlie the Clownfish! You might see me around Deep Sea World when you come and visit. I thought you might like to read some of my favourite jokes!

• What lies at the bottom of the sea, shaking?
  A nervous wreck!
• What does Cinderella take to the beach when she goes swimming?
  Glass flippers!
• What was King Arthur’s favourite fish?
  A Swordfish!
• Where do fish go for their holidays?
  Finland!
• What do frogs drink when they’re thirsty?
  Croaka Cola!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
  A fsh!
• What lives under the sea and carries a lot of people?
  An octobus!
• What do sea monsters eat?
  Fish and ships!
• Where would you go to weigh a whale?
  A whaleweigh station!
• What eats people two by two?
  Noah’s shark!

Fishy Facts

Did you know the largest shark known to us was called Megalodon which lived around 250 million years ago! This shark grew to an amazing 18 metres in length!

Did you know sharks don’t have scales like fish do. Their body is covered in hundreds of tiny teeth called Dermal-denticles or ‘skin teeth.’

Did you know the biggest fish in the world is also one of the most harmless – the Whale shark. It measures on average 15 metres long and weighs about 13 tonnes. It swims slowly through the sea with its mouth open filtering millions of tiny creatures from the water.